I ams the Unfunny wizard

[Unfunny Wizard]

Hello, I ams Writing this message in my crystal ball at my tower in the great woods, i ams 2799 years old and my assistant Forbus has told me to "post things on the internet".

I ams of the CONJURATION school and I thinks i should say some things here.

Controversial opinion : Warlocks are NOT anywhere close to us in power, their interdimensional Demon patrons are the only thing that might even have a very minute chance of hitting one of us once

1800 years ago I learnt how to make things appear from THIN AIR, which is cool i guess.

I will post more here LATER, TOooDaLOOo.